I remember this conversation my sister and I had while watching an old Vh1 Divas show with Cher. It started off with one of us saying Cher had to charge her battery pack while Celine Dion was singing. Then it progressed to her having to take her mask off when she got home. It escalated to an image of Cher's mechanical torso, plugged to a wall socket while her head and limbs are unscrewed from her and laid to rest on a pile of velvet cushions.
Thankfully, Cher will never know that on one night, two bored sisters were drafting plans for a Lifetime movie, working title: Do You Believe in Battery Acid? Life After Emblamment.
We were just kidding around. Cher, please do not sic your mechanical hounds on us.
What's nutritious and delicious though is the latest episode of Top Chef Masters. That Ludo "Pepe Le Pew" Lefebvre is a gem! I don't remember him being that entertaining last season. That man should be on TV. My favorite bit is when he started insulting British cooking and then concluded that British judge Jay Rayner is jealous of him. And when he tells Wylie Dufresne to enjoy a bag of carrots in his room, that was great.
And you can tell that whoever was editing that episode was amused by Ludo too. They kept airing bits of him saying, "fish and chips," when he was obviously having some difficulty saying those words, "Rick want the fish and chips, like a child... the fish and cheeps.. fishycheeps... fisheeps... feeshesh... fshshshchsh" I must say, I don't really like Top Chef Masters as much as the regular Top Chef, but this episode, it was golden!
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