New Year New Shoes Cadillac

Ignore the title. This song with Cadillac in the lyrics was in my mind. But I do mean the New Year part. And all right, the new shoes too.

You may notice that I changed my profile picture. There's nothing like being surrounded by jewels. Because when I die, old, hopefully, and crusty (I hope not), I wish to be be hugged by cold jewelry. Bwahahahaha. Just kidding. The worms will probably be better for warmth. And the soil, too.

I meant to write here sooner. But I was, and still am, held hostage by awards season. I normally spend a lot of hours in front of the computer, writing part time. But this month, every time I think, oh, time for a break! There seems to be another event to write about. Just take the Golden Globes, for instance. For every gown I made time for, there were two more gowns I couldn't even write about. Like her:


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What a sunny color! Paula Patton has such a lovely face. I wish she would stop posing as if she was gasping for air.

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Oh, hello, Laura Linney! One night I might dream of her, in her lace sheath dress, introducing Downton Abbey. Except she would be referring to Donkey Alley. And I am the kitchen maid serving in the household of Lady Graham, heiress to pie crusts and teddy bear cookie cutters.

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Um, hi. I'd like to introduce myself as your next wife. Can we get rid of her, now? Just kidding (but not really).

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Ozzie. Ozzieozzieozzie. OZZIE?!?!