Tuesday, April 20, 2010

The Importance of Symmetry



I have learned, from years of tweezing my brows and having one eye that's slightly smaller than the other, that it is very important to take a step back and take a good look at your face in the mirror. Asking yourself the following questions might help.

Are your brows still visible from where you are standing?

Does one brow look like it belongs to someone else's face?

Do your brows look short?

Is the other brow gone?

Will you need to draw your eyebrows with a Sharpie tomorrow morning?

Are you feeling symptoms of carpal tunnel syndrome?

Are you a man?

Do you think Hilary Rhoda's brows are too thick?

If you are given a million dollars to shave your eyebrows off every day for the rest of your life, will you do it?

If you are given the perfect body (whatever your idea of one is) with no dieting or exercising required in exchange for bushy eyebrows for the rest of your life, will you accept?

Is it just me, or do cats sometimes creep you out?

Do you like your pasta swimming in sauce (because if you do there is nothing wrong with that)?

So, there you have it, the secret to sexy, groomed brows for life!

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